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Just a sad middle class teenage girl, a cliche at best.
Recovering Anorexic.
I loves saying this and no one else understands
  • Peppa: Knock, Knock.
  • Who's there?
  • Arden
  • Arden who
  • Arden you the doctor who would make a better quack


i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong


for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment


with great power comes a great electricity bill

boom clap the sound of my ass
Is your older brother hot

— Ancient proverb (via jandjob)


Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass




"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”


But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.


share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world