If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
I love when people shut the fuck up
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
if you don’t have a crush on me you should probably reevaluate your priorities because i’m perfect
people that think they look cool smoking electronic cigarettes in public tho
i put the hate in whatever