— Marya Hornbacher (via le-vide)
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????
— ‘Greater than’ by Délla Hicks-Wilson (via bonvivantx)
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
- That’s a lot of food
- That’s not enough food
- You’re going to eat all of that???!??
- That looks gross
- That’s not healthy
- That looks healthy
- That’s disgusting
- Why are you eating that?
- I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
— Joel Heyman 2009 (via roosterteethtoutofcontext)